1982 Hits: American Fools

It’s August 21, 1982, and Dave and Milt are back in the Time Machine, swimming in the Billboard Top 10 like it’s the world’s most awkward pool party. Chicago is apologizing all over the place with “Hard to Say I’m Sorry,” Fleetwood Mac is politely asking you to “Hold Me,” and Survivor is still living off that “Eye of the Tiger” Rocky money.

Along the way, we detour into soda-related TikTok challenges (yes, apparently Sprite is dangerous now), celebrity death news (spoiler: not good news), and listener emails that range from insightful to “are you sure you hit send on the right show?” You’ll also get trivia, remakes, a live “Kids in America” cameo from Billy Joe Armstrong, and a heated swap-out session where we boot some Top 10 squatters in favor of better songs from the same era.

We break down Chicago’s yacht-rock-adjacent apology, Fleetwood Mac’s post-breakup awkward magic, and Steve Miller’s “Abracadabra” (spoiler: it’s about bras). Then it’s all Mellencamp all the time—his name changes, his childhood surgery, his failed acting gigs, and yes, the time Mark Wahlberg tried to rap “Hurt So Good” for reasons unknown to mankind.

By the time we get to “Eye of the Tiger,” we’ve covered Paul Anka swing covers, the movie Swingers (which is not about what you think), and every ridiculous tangent your mother warned you about. We close with some song swaps, listener feedback, and a reflection on how the early ’80s somehow made both syrupy ballads and aggressive workout anthems coexist on the same chart without anyone’s head exploding.

Topics

 00:24 – Banter and Soda Talk
01:10 – The Sprite Challenge: Darwinism in a Can
02:14 – Pop Culture News & Celebrity Deaths
04:11 – Listener Emails (Some of Which We Actually Read)
06:02 – Music Trivia and Useless but Fun Facts
07:28 – Countdown Recap + Air Supply: The Musical NyQuil
10:06 – Chicago’s Over-Apologetic Hit
18:46 – Fleetwood Mac’s Polite Cry for Affection
29:19 – Steve Miller’s “Abracadabra” (Yes, Really)
39:29 – Mellencamp Evolution: From Cougar to Heartland Icon
42:01 – Wahlberg Raps Mellencamp (You’ve Been Warned)
44:25 – Pulp Fiction & The Soul Theory (Because Why Not)
46:56 – Top 10 Recap of August 21, 1982
48:52 – “Eye of the Tiger”: From Rocky to Ringtone
54:45 – Paul Anka Swings the Tiger
56:35 – Swingers: False Advertising
58:32 – Song Substitutions & Why We’re Right
01:15:58 – Closing Thoughts & Open Season on Feedback